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Wank, Mostly Squeaky
Definition of squeaky
Squeaky, in this instance, means that the person's outermost layer consists of rubber, a slick, shiny surface covering the entire body - essentially an elaborate, fully covering rubber suit. All internal ways that could be considered surface are also covered in rubber: inside the muzzle and up the tail-hole. The only surface of the wank's body not covered by rubber is his tongue and down his throat. These are also the only parts of his body that in any way hint at the creature inside.
Note on Mostly
Mostly means that on the shiny surface, in a few places fur can be found. This fur is made from nylon, meaning that it is slightly shiny, though not quite as shiny as the rubber it grows through. It covers the chest and goes over the shoulders and down the back. The fur on the back is parted down the middle, around the same width as the neck, the two rows narrowing downwards, until they reach just under the buttocks.
In addition to the fur, the wank generally has what little real hair he has up in a top knot, in the cliched Buddhist monk style. The hair is a small, circular patch of hair right at the top of the head around five cm across, where his very thick, dark blond hair comes out of his head, normally bound in a tight ponytail. When loose, the hair reaches down just bellow his neck, and up it drops down to the base of his skull.
Definition of Wank
Rather than the British colloquialism for male self pleasure, this is a contraction of the names for three different species of animal: Wolf, cAt and skiNK, capitals showing it.
What this means is that rather than being one species, the wank is a hybrid of wolf and cat. The reason the skink is in the name as well is colouring, which we shall get back to a little later.
The wank's head in a mix of canine and feline features, meaning a basically canine head, but with a far shorter muzzle. The muzzle is about as short as a cat's muzzle, but with a canine nose and lips.
The tail is mainly feline, meaning it is floor length and very flexible, though the canine part makes it thicker at the tail-base, around the same size around as a coke can, and the tip around the size around as a bottle-cap (this essentially makes it look similar to a reptile's or a rodent's tail).
The rest of its body is humanoid in shape, with normal feet and hands, though the hands have short, blunt claws and the plantigrade feet no actual toes. Also notable is the lack of male genitalia on the crotch - this is because the creature underneath, the fluffy wank, is lacking these parts. Sometimes, however, something can be found there none the less, though this will happen only very rarely, and generally be put there by others (essentially making it a strap-on)
Colouring
The skink found far down in the wank's line of heritage can be seen in a subtle dark grey colour change in its otherwise shiny and jet black skin, in the same places you would find the white colour patterns on a skink. Incidentally, this colouring is where the the nylon fur mentioned above can be found.
The tail is too small to show this well, and in stead a pair of stripes running down the upper and lower side of the tail, it has a single line down either side, but the rest of the body has the drawings of a normal skink.
One of the few things showing through from inside the rubber is the wank's blue-green eyes, the only thing bar his top knot's hay-brown colour which is not monochromatic.
Attire
A wank can be found in many different outfits, anything from nothing at all to something covering the entire body, and even clothing fitting either sex. Favourite costumes, should the wank be forced to wear more than its preferred clothes, include anything made from rubber or spandex, most preferably in some sort of ethnic design.
You will never see a wank wearing more than sandals, and then only for practical reasons, to prevent his footpads becoming hurt by for example broken glass, should he be in an environment where this is likely to occur.
Note on Preferred Attire
The preferred clothes of the wank is a loincloth, made from rubber sheeting. A simple sheet of rubber, which folded in half and hanging from waist height would just reach the floor, and on which one half is slit, to let the tail through. The sheet is slung between the wank's legs and held up with a piece of string, tied at one side, just above the tail, which helps to hold the loincloth up.
Note on Jewelry
A wank will most often be found wearing only his collar, a simple, black nylon clip-on collar with a simple, round metal tag, with either it's owner's or it's own name on, sometimes both.
If he is ever found wearing other jewelry than this simple detail, signifying ownership or partnership, he will be found wearing a tail ornament, the result of his obsession with ethnic dress. It's a piece of thick, gold rubber string with three ice-blue rubber feathers stuck through it and strings of silver and pewter rubber tied between the three feathers, then all of that kept in place by a bronze colour rubber thread going through it all. Though obviously inspired by tribal designs, it's unique to the wank and indeed its own design.
Wank Alternative
A new type of wank has started showing up, not of the squeaky orientation but in stead of a fuzzy sort. This wank is of an entirely different colouration, much more colourful and resembling most of all a house-cat.
Marginally squeaky
In some ways, however, it shows its family relations with the squeaky wank described above. Namely the fact that its nosetip, its teeth, its claws on both handpaws and footpaws, and the inside of its ears are rubber - this rubber, however, is unlike the squeaky wank's, also more colourful. While the teeth are still white rubber, and the claws black, the inside of the ears and the nose-tip are a pale pink, much like that of a cat's.
Attire
Because this type of wank is genderless, and also because of the fur covering, you will normally not see it wearing any clothes at all. If, however, it is required to do so for one reason or another, you might see it wearing one of a range of spandex-based types of clothing.
- Loincloth: The same loincloth as the squeaky wank would wear, made from the same material and worn in the same way.
- Shorts: You might see the wank wearing a pair of cycling shorts. Normally black, but they can also be purple
- Zentai: A fully covering spandex suit, covering the wank from the top of its head to the tip of its tail, leaving behind a featureless creature
- Flying squirrel: A subtype of the above, the flying squirrel costume is made from spandex, normally with an open faced hood (though this can also just as easily be closed, depending on the company). The patterns are like a flying squirrel's would be, only with the brown replaced by purple and the white replaced by black.
Notes on Jewelry
The jewelry this type of wank wears might include, on top of what the squeaky wank might wear, a set of ankle and wrist cuffs, normally made from silver latex. Of a simple style, these hint at the wank's submissive but also relaxed nature.
